The Practical Gift Giving Guide for this 27 Year Old

So I was on my lunch earlier this week and I came across this article about 51 things that a 25 really wants for Christmas.  It was great, so great in fact that I decided to repost it because I thought several of my friends could relate to it.  However as the week has rolled on I began to think of things that should be added or things that I would want.

So here it is...my practical gift giving guide for this 27 year old female.

• A phone that actually has enough storage so that I can take pictures and have apps all at the same time...that would be...wait for it...SMART!
• A fancy laptop so I can actually start building websites and making money on the side because after all single girls need to have some extra cash around to have fun with.
• An endless supply of money on my Starbucks Gold card...I mean I am a Recruitment Advisor...its sort of the stuff we live on.
• Someone to come walk my dog everyday mid afternoon for free not because they have to but because they love me and because they feel bad that everyone is getting on my case because I actually have to work all day instead of play with my dog. 
• Someone to do laundry and fold it and put it away...and that person can't be my mom...and if that person is my mom she can't judge me because I can't do it.
• Someone to clean my house...like every week.  Again the same rules apply for it not being my mother.
• I need extra time to go to the gym and craft without losing time to sleep
• The Jeep to never need gas or an oil change
• The perfect Spotify channel for work, the drive to work, the drive home and getting ready for work or going out...without me having to hunt for it or build it.
• A guy to just grow a pair and tell me how he feels...not just when he's drunk and flirt...or be subtle when flirting...I mean I need clear obvious "Hey Lady I like you!"
• A huge bed...that feels like a cloud
• Someone to laugh at my jokes...like all the time
• A partner in crime...and they don't have to be my boyfriend but just someone who's always down to get into trouble
• Endless amounts to time to watch movies...whether its on Netflix or on TV or at the theaters.  Just all the movies
• A guy to go dancing with...not just when he's drunk...but anytime I want to which is pretty much all the time.

I mean I feel like that covers it...I don't know if any of these things are practical but I really don't care...shoot for the stars right!

With Love Always,

Alex